A lovely article in The Register describing a recent debate in the House of Lords about the airline liquids ban. To quote:
“We continuously monitor the effectiveness of, in particular, the liquid security measures…”
How, one might ask? But hold on:
“The fact that there has not been a serious incident involving liquid explosives indicates, I would have thought, that the measures that we have put in place so far have been very effective.”
Ah, that’s how. On which basis the measures against asteroid strike, alien invasion and unexplained nationwide floods of deadly boiling custard have also been remarkably effective.
So they think! Once my Automated Ovinator is complete, all the roads in England will be transformed into Lemon Custard! And then I’ll show them all! Wahahahaha!