My only excuse for this is that I was reading the Heimskringla while really, really sleep-deprived, and woke up with this in my head.
Homosexuals to Desecrate Jerusalem
So say a coalition of Jerusalem’s religious leaders, in a rare show of unity.
Odd news…
Someone has been charged with hiding $450M in income from the IRS. OK, big financial dealings, largest such case in history, yadda yadda…
The man’s main offshore corporation was called “Gold and Appeal Transfer?”
I always knew the IRS were run by the Illuminati, but this is a bit extreme…
heterosexuality.Test()
A friend recently mentioned events that caused people to “question the security and reliability of their heterosexuality.” This got me thinking: Good maintenance should prevent this from ever happening. If you ever end up questioning the reliability of your heterosexuality, this is a clear sign of inadequate unit testing.
From your discount mystical supply store…
This is just too good to miss. Carry the entire Zohar on microfilm in your pocket! Pretend to be a spy or a cabbalist – or both! Want some red string with that?
Some links:
From stonemirror: Inanna’s Descent into the Underworld, as performed by Barbies.
From bradhicks: A Jack Chick tract for Zeus.
Just two things to make your day a bit more surreal.
Your random spam subject line of the day
Rolex – obliterate tahiti
Wow. It’s amazing what high-end watches can do nowadays.
And here we are, ladies and gentlemen…
…your moment of “what the fuck?”
To quote TLHines on this matter: “Use Axe anti-perspirant, and you will become a hairy torso with no head, arms or genitalia.”
Curiously enough, the main site for their ads doesn’t seem to have many disembodied torsos at all.
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