Alright, I have no mind of my own…

(and I’m trying to avoid work)

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category Your Score Average
Self-Lovin’ 11.7%
I wouldn’t shake hands, if I were you
Shamelessness 45.2%
Puts ’em on the glass
Sex Drive 15.8%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody’s looking
Straightness 0%
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 12.5%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Fucking Sick 61.9%
Dipped into depravity
You are 27.88% pure
Average Score: 66.7%
Published in: on May 5, 2003 at 19:05  Comments (6)  


  1. our scores are similar… i’m more shameless and depraved, and you apparently have more sex-drive (which is *remarkable*, really).
    so, i’m moving out to california. want help with your lack of shamelessness problem?

  2. My, my! What interesting scores. If you want me to help you out with any of them, you got my number. *grin* Hmmmm. Thinking about it, maybe I need to call you to help me with my scores.

  3. Always willing to be of service, ma’am. 😉

  4. You know, it took me about three readings to make sense of that last sentence. 🙂 So does that mean we should go streaking, or simply loot and pillage up and down the coast?

  5. You know, it took me about three readings to make sense of that last sentence.
    But you must acknowledge that it is, indeed, correct. I like to be simultaneously accurate & confusing. 😉
    streaking’s so… done. We should throw a Paint Your Neighbor party. Or sit on the beach outside my house, asking passersby if they want to learn more about cock and ball torture. hmmm. or not.

  6. You know, I live just a short ways from San Francisco. I don’t think anybody but the tourists would notice. And even the tourists would just ask for a brochure.

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