Keeping you amused on what looks to be a long Friday

If an unattended maiden could be dis-missed…

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Published in: on August 12, 2005 at 09:48  Comments (46)  

46 Comments

  1. Dis?
    Why would I insult a maiden? Was she working in the kitchen and spilled the baking supplies? Prehaps she needs to be de-floured?

  2. Dis?
    Why would I insult a maiden? Was she working in the kitchen and spilled the baking supplies? Prehaps she needs to be de-floured?

  3. Re: Dis?
    de-flowered, you mean?

  4. Re: Dis?
    de-flowered, you mean?

  5. Re: Dis?
    No, that would be what you did to a gardener who left her flowers distended.

  6. Re: Dis?
    No, that would be what you did to a gardener who left her flowers distended.

  7. Re: Dis?
    that’s why I love puns 😉

  8. Re: Dis?
    that’s why I love puns 😉

  9. Reminds me vaguely of Beth’s “disembarcadero”.

  10. Reminds me vaguely of Beth’s “disembarcadero”.

  11. Re: Dis?
    I’m literally laughing out loud up here in 42, man.

  12. Re: Dis?
    I’m literally laughing out loud up here in 42, man.

  13. …then the sorrow of our parting might be true bliss?

  14. …then the sorrow of our parting might be true bliss?

  15. Though the sorrow of parting can be relieved by being distressed…

  16. Though the sorrow of parting can be relieved by being distressed…

  17. Now you’re cutting her hair off?
    First insults now her hair. tsk tsk

  18. Now you’re cutting her hair off?
    First insults now her hair. tsk tsk

  19. Re: Dis?
    Then join in! Maidens theme optional.

  20. Re: Dis?
    Then join in! Maidens theme optional.

  21. …that ill-tressed bliss might leave us little rest.

  22. …that ill-tressed bliss might leave us little rest.

  23. Of course, asking her to eat fruit will cause her to despair…

  24. Of course, asking her to eat fruit will cause her to despair…

  25. Speaking of eating… I remember that Gregory Nazianzen said, “with measured words I learn to bridle rage.” This really helped out one of his students who was sentenced to be thrown to the lions; although his anger at his treatment at first knew no bounds, he calmed himself, and was promptly disgorged.

  26. Speaking of eating… I remember that Gregory Nazianzen said, “with measured words I learn to bridle rage.” This really helped out one of his students who was sentenced to be thrown to the lions; although his anger at his treatment at first knew no bounds, he calmed himself, and was promptly disgorged.

  27. Which was…?

  28. Which was…?

  29. To cease to be driving on dis Embarcadero.

  30. To cease to be driving on dis Embarcadero.

  31. Dat makes good sense.

  32. Dat makes good sense.

  33. Argh. Now I’m tempted to cheat and go grab the spider robinson books from upstairs cause I know there’s a whole ton of these in them, and I’m horrible at coming up with them.:)

  34. Argh. Now I’m tempted to cheat and go grab the spider robinson books from upstairs cause I know there’s a whole ton of these in them, and I’m horrible at coming up with them.:)

  35. Please, join in. Not enough people on this list seem to remember how to play. 🙂

  36. Please, join in. Not enough people on this list seem to remember how to play. 🙂

  37. My brother thought of it; I’m just the messenger, as usual. 😉

  38. My brother thought of it; I’m just the messenger, as usual. 😉

  39. He that would pun would pick a pocket.

  40. He that would pun would pick a pocket.

  41. there are rules?

  42. there are rules?

  43. There’s an old drunken game that involves trying to continue the “dis-” jokes as long as possible, with basically the same rules as the Question Game from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Much beloved by Spider Robinson fans. So for instance, a fired ambassador may find himself disconsolate…

  44. There’s an old drunken game that involves trying to continue the “dis-” jokes as long as possible, with basically the same rules as the Question Game from Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Much beloved by Spider Robinson fans. So for instance, a fired ambassador may find himself disconsolate…

  45. Oh, it’s a game with rules? Mighta gotten more people playing if you’d actually mentioned that part!
    So like… Once their inflammation was mitigated, the swollen crowd disbursed?

  46. Oh, it’s a game with rules? Mighta gotten more people playing if you’d actually mentioned that part!
    So like… Once their inflammation was mitigated, the swollen crowd disbursed?


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