Yonatan Zunger’s Blog

I was just at the donations page for Médecins Sans Frontières, and was amused to see the list of titles you can fill in on the form…

Abbot
Admiral
Admiral & Mrs.
Admiral & Mr.
Admiral (Retired)
Alderman
Ambassador & Mrs.
Ambassador & Mr.
Assemblyman
Assemblywoman
Attorney
Attorney & Mrs.
Attorney & Mr.
Bishop
Bishop & Mrs.
Board of Directors of
Brigadier General
Brigadier General & Mrs.
Brigadier General & Mr.
Brother
Cantor
Cantor & Mrs.
Cantor & Mr.
Captain
Captain & Mrs.
Captain & Mr.
Captain (Retired)
Cardinal
Commander
Commander & Mrs.
Commander & Mr.
Chaplain
Chaplain & Mrs.
Chaplain & Mr.
Chief
Colonel
Colonel & Mrs.
Colonel & Mr.
Colonel (Retired)
Committee
Committee to Re-Elect
Commodore
Commodore & Mrs.
Commodore & Mr.
Congressman
Congressman & Mrs.
Congresswoman
Congresswoman & Mr.
Corporal
Corporal & Mrs.
Corporal & Mr.
Countess
Co-Workers at
Co-Workers in
Co-Workers of
Dame
Dr. and Mrs.
Deacon
DEACONESS
Deacon & Mrs.
Deacon & Mr.
Dean
Dean & Mrs.
Dean & Mr.
Director
The Duke & Duchess of
Dr.
Dr. and Dr.
Doctor & Doctor
Dr. & Mrs.
Doctor & Mr.
Doctor & Ms.
Doctor & Reverend
The Duke & Duchess of
Duchess
Duke
The Emperor & Empress of
Emperor
Empress
Ensign
Ensign & Mrs.
Ensign & Mr.
The Estate of
Friends & Associates at
Faculty at
Faculty & Staff
First Lieutenant
Foreign Ambassador
Friends & Neighbors at the
Friends & Classmates
Friends & Co-Workers of
Fleet Admiral
Fleet Admiral & Mrs.
Fleet Admiral & Mr.
Priest
Friends at
FRAU
Friends in
Friends of
From the
General
General & Mrs.
General & Mr.
Governor
Governor & Mrs.
Governor & Mr.
The Honorable
The Honorable & Mrs.
The Honorable & Mr.
The Honorable
Judge
Judge & Mrs.
Judge & Mr.
Justice
Lady
Lord
Lord & Lady
Lieutenant
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Commander
Lieutenant Commander & Mrs.
Lieutenant Colonel & Mrs.
Lieutenant Colonel & Mr.
Lieutenant Colonel (Retired)
Lieutenant General
Lieutenant General & Mrs.
Lieutenant & Mrs.
Lieutenant & Mr.
Mrs.
Madam
Major
Major & Mrs.
Major & Mr.
Mr. and Mrs.
Master
Mayor & Mrs.
Mayor & Mr.
Mayor
Members of
Messrs.
Major General
Major General & Mrs.
Major General & Mr.
Miss
Misses
Mademoiselle
Madame
Master Sergeant
Master Sergeant & Mrs.
Master Sergeant & Mr.
Mother
Monsignor
Most Reverend
Mister
Mr. and Dr.
Mr. & Dr.
Mr. & Mrs.
Mr. & Mr.
Mr. and Ms.
Mrs.
Mrs. & Mr.
Mrs. & Mrs.
Mrs. & Ms.
Ms.
Ms.’s
Officers of
Parents of
Pastor
Private First Class
Petty Officer
Prince and Princess
President
President & Mrs.
President & Mr.
Prince
Princess
Professor
Professor & Mrs.
Professor & Mr.
Private
Private & Mrs.
Private & Mr.
Queen
Rabbi
Rabbi & Mrs.
Rabbi & Mr.
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral & Mrs.
Rear Admiral & Mr.
Representative
Representative & Mrs.
Representative & Mr.
Reverend
Reverend Doctor
Reverend Doctor & Mrs.
Reverend Doctor and Mr.
Reverend & Mrs.
Reverend Mother
Reverend & Mr.
The Right Reverend (Episcopal Bishop)
The Right Reverend & Mrs.
The Right Reverend & Mr.
Senator
Senator & Mrs.
Senator & Mr.
Senora
Sergeant
Sergeant & Mrs.
Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major & Mrs.
Sergeant Major & Mr.
Sergeant & Mr.
Sheik
Sheriff
Sheriff & Mrs.
Sheriff & Mr.
Sir
Sir & Lady
Sister
Speaker of the House
Speaker & Mrs.
Speaker & Mr.
Staff Sergeant
The Staff at
The Staff of
The Family of
Trust of
Vice Admiral
Vice Admiral & Mrs.
Vice Admiral & Mr.
Vice President
Vice President & Mrs.
Vice President & Mr.
Your friends at

Which list, I suppose, makes good sense for an organization like this. But it’s not often that you see “Emperor” used on a web form in complete seriousness.

I would make a poll out of this, but I don’t think lj could handle that long a radio list…