Not tonight, dear, I have a haddock

I always knew that being in Israel occasionally made tourists go a little odd, but normally it happens in Jerusalem rather than Eilat. And, um, doesn’t involve dolphins.

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Published in: on March 8, 2006 at 15:09  Comments (20)  
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20 Comments

  1. Is that kosher?

  2. Is that kosher?

  3. I suspect it depends on whether or not you’re Orthodox.

  4. I suspect it depends on whether or not you’re Orthodox.

  5. WTF? Is Cindy a guy’s name? Well if I wasn’t already awake, I am now.

  6. WTF? Is Cindy a guy’s name? Well if I wasn’t already awake, I am now.

  7. Dammit! That’s what’s wrong with the world!
    Rich women marrying dolphins instead of ME!
    WTF!

  8. Dammit! That’s what’s wrong with the world!
    Rich women marrying dolphins instead of ME!
    WTF!

  9. Don’t lose hope. She clearly has a thing for Marines.
    *ducks*

  10. Don’t lose hope. She clearly has a thing for Marines.
    *ducks*

  11. What is it with these dolphin people? It reminds me of that Onion article…. “Dolphins Develop Opposable Thumbs; ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity.”

  12. What is it with these dolphin people? It reminds me of that Onion article…. “Dolphins Develop Opposable Thumbs; ‘Oh Shit,’ Says Humanity.”

  13. Wow. That was bad.
    When you die you’re going to that special hell reserved for mimes and people who talk in theatres.

  14. Wow. That was bad.
    When you die you’re going to that special hell reserved for mimes and people who talk in theatres.

  15. It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year…
    and it was the biggest, meanest looking Haddock I’d ever seen come down the Pike.
    Gill knew there was going to be trouble, and he was already on the phone to the Cods.
    I threw a sucker punch.
    He eeled over.
    I yelled ‘Forget the Cods, Gill, this guy’s going to need a Sturgeon’

  16. It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year…
    and it was the biggest, meanest looking Haddock I’d ever seen come down the Pike.
    Gill knew there was going to be trouble, and he was already on the phone to the Cods.
    I threw a sucker punch.
    He eeled over.
    I yelled ‘Forget the Cods, Gill, this guy’s going to need a Sturgeon’

  17. Naah, we’d just invest in deep sonar… (only half smiley, sonar is hard on whales, I can’t imagine its good for other ocean mammals)

  18. Naah, we’d just invest in deep sonar… (only half smiley, sonar is hard on whales, I can’t imagine its good for other ocean mammals)

  19. Re: It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year…
    The mechanic said I’d blown a seal. I said, “Just fix the car and keep my private life out of it, okay?”

  20. Re: It was April the 41st, being a quadruple leap year…
    The mechanic said I’d blown a seal. I said, “Just fix the car and keep my private life out of it, okay?”


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